All Work, All Play
Our corporate policy is “Whatever it takes to get the job done.
“Yeah, whatever, I got a social media empire to build in between deadlines!”
Clock In & Out
Our office hours sometime run well past 5 p.m.
“Oh, that’s cool, the clubs are boring before 11 p.m.”
Pay As You Go
Intern appointments are non-paid positions.
“Uh…what?! You aren’t going to pay me??? Ramen aisle here I come!”
Dress To Impress
We require interns to wear office-appropriate clothing.
“Great! My neon green spandex mini-dress with my leopard pumps should be perfect!”
Eat & Run
You will be allowed one hour for lunch each day.
“No prob, but I’ll need to schedule it to fit in between naps in the copy room – you do practice siestas around here, don’t you?”
Although not encouraged, you are allowed 4 cigarette breaks per day.
“Sounds like I’m going to start smoking!”
We must respect each other’s food in the breakroom refrigerator.
“And this is how Operation Refrigerator Raid begins; if they won’t pay me, they will feed me.”