Take cover! The Defusable Clock is a fully-functional alarm clock just like you’d expect, but if the “regular” alarm isn’t working for you, press the big red button to start a scary, spine-tingling countdown sequence reminiscent of the bad guy scenes from your favorite Hollywood blockbusters. There are 4 wires across the top of the clock and you have 10 very short seconds to disconnect the correct wire: one wire stops the countdown and saves the day, two have no effect, and one will “detonate” the device immediately. Sweet dreams.
Oh Clocky, you sleep-killing sneak. When the alarm sounds, Clocky will calmly wait for you to rise and shine. But if you snooze, you will lose. That’s because Clocky will go berserk. He jumps off of your nightstand, races aimlessly around your room and throws a temper tantrum until you chase him down and turn him off. Hopefully, by the time the whole ordeal is over, you would have jumped off on the right side of the bed, burned away a few extra calories chasing Clocky around and you’ll be more than ready for a morning latte to start your day off right.